You WANT this man in charge of your security?

http://today.reuters.com/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=topNews&storyID=2006-04-05T032211Z_01_N04209957_RTRUKOC_0_US-CRIME-DOYLE.xml&archived=False

"What stands out to me the most in this particular case was the fact that Brian, on his first conversation with our undercover detective, who he believed to be a 14-year-old girl, clearly identified himself as a deputy press secretary for Homeland Security."

It seems to me that if you want to impress a 14 year old girl, all you say is 'I own my own car and I play in a band.' Just goes to prove the paedophiles of today are out of touch with today's kids.