I am the Enigma, No-one understands me. Except Dentists.

The Guardian, must spend so much time and money purposefully generalising articles.

"We mocked their make-up and giggled over their gloom. But the goths are taking over the country. "

I guess that means we're one step closer to having American foreign policy dictated by The Cruxshadows. Cos if we have to have a drug-addled simpleton running the country, I want to be sure he can lace Rumsfield's corset.

Beats Skull & Bones I guess.