fist (sic) post

Personal blog rules - applied haphazardly, moderated unsuccessfully, scattershot logic:

1.) Whining reserved for special occasions. Festive Whining.
2.) No cam whore-esque plea for sympathy. Occasional cam whore-esque plea for goods or services.
3.) No attention to detail, except where warranted. Warranting occasionally warranted except in cases where typing the same damn word (or it's variations) over and over causes it to lose all meaning. Oh yeah, 'warranted'.
4.) Jocular tone throughout - occasional maudlin lapse where necessary.
5.) No context given for nerdy jokes.
6.) No links to poorly written 'what salad am I' type personality tests. And I'm Waldorf.
7.) I'll start as many damn sentences with a conjunction as I wish. See rule 6.
8.) More amendments will follow.

That is all.

Thanks for reading, going back to life of crime now.