Now I understand shame...

"We have recorded your RPGA judge test success but you can't benefit yet from the RPGA judge status to order events online until you are 18 years old, or until we have a valid birthdate in your record.

You can update your personal information online, or you can contact the RPGA staff to update your status when you reach 18 at rpgasanctioning@wizards.com.

You can still participate to RPGA events as a GM or as a player. Check www.rpga.com for the details about the RPGA programs.

Thanks for your interest in our programs.
The RPGA."

They ask, "So Alex, why don't you role-play any more?"

"I was disbarred," I say.